Chili Cook-off TODAY at the alligator FUCKHOUSE. Bring your appetite for a free bowl of chili with all the fixings. I’ve had this batch in the crock pot overnight.
Enjoy a bowl and then breed my back s***** while you’re waiting for the gas to build up.
🚨🚨🚨BONUS OFFER 🚨🚨🚨
Whoever blasts my bitchy bottom face with the vilest, most disgusting chili fart will win a $25 cash price and 2 bags of dry pinto beans!!
Go to the parking lot at La Caretta and look for my sign.
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
