What the hell do sockless girls have to do with smoking cigarettes?

I always find the best way to be “liked”, as a cool, good looking, smoker, with a f**********, is….

Are you ready for it?….

Be cool, good looking…..

And don’t try. Don’t speak of it. Act like you literally have zero libido. You are not interested. You’ll be beating them off with sticks.

Nobody likes thirsty. And remember…. ITS NOT CANADIAN BACON, IT’S F***** HAM!!!