Weddings and marriages are for virgins. I’m sorry if you are a non-virgin reading this.

For your non-virgins out there, please don’t wear white you look stupid and you did not earn the right to wear that white gown. Ask yourself “How many ppl i have been with?”

As for the groom you are a man- w****. I see two stupid people getting married. I think marriage is stupid in general.

However if your body count is more than one it will cause issues in the marriage later on. trust me so if you been slutting around them just stay dating forever. Trust me two hoe bags getting married spells divorce in the future and your poor kids don’t wanna deal with an evil stepparent.