There’s only one option if your on my s*** list.
It is not telling me to be a good little kitty kat. It’s literally kissing my a**.
If you’re in deep s*** with me. You will not get out of it by being a lippy little b****. You need to kiss my a**, properly or f*** off. Don’t dig for negative attention to see if there’s a pulse. Digging for negative attention from me makes me want to f****** strangle you and that’s not a good way to start things off.
Kissing my a** might not even help you’re in such a hole of s*** with me. Maybe you took a smidge too far and now I can’t even stand you. Your face, your voice, anything’. I can not be around someone who makes me want to strangle them to death on sight. That’s not a comfortable way to live.
I don’t mean what I said about the Les Paul Custom, I’d send it back. I would not accept it. Return to sender.