My plan for this evening: After a big bowl of chilli and lots of pop, I'll take a strong laxative and go to Walmart. I'll walk around the store until the

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My plan for this evening: After a big bowl of chilli and lots of pop, I’ll take a strong laxative and go to Walmart. I’ll walk around the store until the time is right, and when I know I have an audience, I’ll s*** my pants with great force. After getting the expected reaction from the crowd, I’ll pee my pants. Poopy pants piss boy will then explore the store and bask in the stares and comments of the disgusted onlookers. I’ve done this five times so far, and was only kicked out once, by a guy wearing plastic gloves and a mask. This is total fun for a worthless, pathetic f***** like me. Keep watching, I may appear at your local store soon!

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yt ppl used to be the superior race. wtf happened?

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My girlfriend is rather reckless in protecting her privacy. She constantly walks out on the balcony totally nu.de. She walks around na.ked and pauses in front of the sliding glass door. Then she steps out onto the balcony.

She says we are high enough up that no one can really see any details from the street. That might be so but there are people with high power telescopes in other buildings. They be on higher floors looking down at her, or on lower floors looking up.
There are high power cameras that take pics and video. I don’t want to see her pics on the web of her rubbing suntan lotion on her bo.obs or her sitting in the lounge chair with her legs spread open.

There lots of guys out there with telescopes and high power cameras. She even does nu,de exercises on the balcony. She says she enjoys the sunshine. i wish she wouldn’t be so exposed.