Oh honey. Of course I have a c***. Yes I’m a t***** and I LOVE to dress up in soft silky p******. It makes my c*** so very hard. Then I read to the little kids at Story Hour and I accidentally have a wardrobe malfunction. LOL!

Oh my that big erect thing just sprang out there. It escaped my nice silky p******. The little kids point at it and say, What’s that? Well then I HAVE to explain it to them, because after all, it’s Story Hour and my hard c*** is a Story.

Their parents don’t mind and some nice moms even help me explain it to their kids. Isn’t that great! Only in America.