I remember when I was 5 I went to Florida With my uncle, his wife, and the rest of my (and her) family. I remember a lot of crazy s*** happening. So first crazy s*** is when they decide to STOP LIKE JUST STOP AT SOME RANDOM A** SMALL, EMPTY BUSINESS LOT TOO TAKE A NAP, AND EVERYONES SLEEPING AND IM JUST LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW DOING WHATEVER MY FIVE YEAR OLD SELF DID. AND THIS GOOFY AHH TRUCK STARTS TO DRIVE PAST OUR CAR WITH SOME MASKS LIKE THOSE PARTY CITY MASKS, AND IM CREEPED OUT IM A FIVE YEAR OLD THOSE MASKS WERE SCARY ASF SO I JUST SIT THERE FOR THE NEXT HOUR OR SO DOING NOTHING BUT JUST SITTING IN FEAR. SO YEAH THEY GET UP AND THEY START DRIVING. SEVERAL HOURS LATER IDK IT WAS CLOSER TOO DAY TIME THEY LEAVE ME IN THE CAR TOO PICK F****** MANGOS LIKE SO RANDOM WTF. GET BACK IN THE CAR B****** AND THEN WHAT WE’RE IN THE CITY NOW AT THIS POINT AND I GET SOME OF THOSE F****** DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY WAFERS AND THEN I BARF ON MYSELF BECAUSE OF MY LACTOSE INTOLERANT A**. SO THEN THERES A EXTREMELY CONVENIENTLY PLACED PHO PLACE AND EVERYONES LIKE WE CAN GO IN THERE BECAUSE WE VIETS AND THEY WONT GIVE A S*** IF THERES A BARF COVERED 5 YEAR OLD CHANGING INSIDE THEIR BATHROOM. THEY WERE RIGHT NOBODY GAVE 2 SHITS ABOUT MY BARF COVERED SELF. AND THEN SOME OTHER RANDOM CRAP HAPPENED.

LIKE JUST THINKING BACK TOO THIS MAKES IT FEEL LIKE A FEVER DREAM AND NOW IM STARTING TOO DOUBT MY MEMORY BUT IM PRETTY SURE THIS ALL HAPPENED SO WTF.