i’m a submissive guy who is really, really, really into giving oral to women. unfortunately, i am very “unendowed” in that department. it barely sticks out, which makes it really hard to do well. ironically, i just so happen to have a really big d***, almost 9 inches. but i could honestly care less about that.
so, i just paid $400 to have the frenulum under my tongue removed (that band of tissue which anchors the tongue to the bottom of the mouth). this is supposed to dramatically increase tongue length, especially with those who are tongue tied, like me, where the frenulum is very tight and restricted. now that the surgery is done, guess what? no f****** change! it still just pokes out a little. g******* it, what a f****** rip off!!
i just *know* that there has got to be a million guys with really long tongues who would gladly swap their tongue and d*** for mine. i would *so* do it, it s**** so much that can’t happen
