HOW TO LOOK FOR MISSING THINGS

STEP ONE: OPEN UP YOUR A** CHEEKS WIDE ENOUGH

STEP TWO: TAKE YOUR HAND AND STICK IT DEEP INSIDE YOUR A***

STEP THREE: KEEP DIGGING INSIDE UNTIL YOU FIND THE THING YOU ARE MISSING

STEP FOUR: SLOWLY PULL OUT YOUR MISSING ITEM FROM YOUR A**

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO FIND MISSING THINGS