Why do people get drunk? It’s so incredibly stupid.
You drink a nauseating smelling beverage until you’re so sloshed you don’t know what you’re doing. You get in fights, you say things you don’t remember, you hurt people, you get hurt because you’re in no condition to defend yourself, You dance all over people you don’t know in public like a hormonal, desperate monkey. You fall, stumble, shout and scream and make all kinds of obnoxious sounds. And the next day you feel like crap and have a headache, and don’t even remember all the “fun” you had. Drinking makes you become a disgusting creature with the intelligence of a doorknob and the coordination of a blind and wounded one legged duck. And then some of you will go driving and kill someone innocent in your stupor.
Yeah. Sorry, but anyone who drinks enough to get drunk is an idiot. Anyone who feels they have to get drunk to enjoy themselves… what a pathetic life you must lead.
That crap doesn’t even taste good.
Call me boring, call me lame, call me a prude, call me whatever you want. I’m not the one making a fool of myself in public and risking my life and the lives of those around me for the sake of, um, “fun”.