I can confirm the Hallisonian is a cumdump. Me, Nick Gerlips and John Gulbunni trained him once behind the key clubhouse. After we were finished Corvallus was walking by with a takeout box from Cafe Italia and said his stomach was upset from some of cheese raviolis he just had (he’s famously lactose intolerant). Hallisonian said “please fart in my face Mr Winslow”. So Corvallus bent over and Halliseys hair looked like he was in a wind tunnel. Hallisey started wretching and grabbing his stomach and like a h**** dog corvallus jumped on his cheeks and started f****** him. With every thrust Hallisey would vomit, it was like a human squirtgun.

Robert Hamburger 🍔