This is a great idea and I feel bad for sharing it but it won't get out in the world for a long time. Basically, so check this out. When you shave your

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This is a great idea and I feel bad for sharing it but it won’t get out in the world for a long time.

Basically, so check this out. When you shave your face, say like you have a hairy face and you have to shave every couple of days because it grows back so fast.

So what you do is you shave the area where you would have a Hitler mustache, then you wait 30 minutes, and then shave the rest of your face.

Assuming your hair grows back at a relatively constant rate, the hair you shaved first should come back first, i.e. the Hitler stache.

So this way, you can have a Hitler mustache, but like you do a timing thing.

So you find out how long it takes for the hair to grow back, so then you can say I have a Hitler mustache, but only from 3:45PM to 4:15PM, after that the rest of the hair starts to come back and it fades away the Hitler mustache. But that s*** is funny right?

See, but it’s not limited to just Hitler mustache. You could like maybe shave a pattern on your face, then stop and wait like an hour, then finish shaving, and then the pattern comes back so you have a beard pattern like part way through the day? Depending on how h******* your facial hair growth is.

I know you guys won’t think this s*** is funny but it’s like kind of funny. Like imagine someone getting upset because someone has a Hitler mustache, and then they detain them and then 30 minutes later it’s gone because the rest of the hair grew in?

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I don’t like goodbyes with people I like, I sometimes I just skip it. Often in these scenarios, I just cancel the last meeting we’re supposed to have and say I’m ill. That way the last time I saw them isn’t sad because we thought we had one more meeting before parting ways and we don’t need to say farewell.

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