I hear Corvallus gives $5 haircuts he uses his teeth for finer precision
manscaping is included, front and back bushes
Can’t stop beating my meat to i***** p*** and b********** p*** im a p*** slave
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
