Hiring a ladder shitter in Florida. You climb a ladder and shit on my face while im laying on the ground below. $50 per dump, $60 if it's wet/loose. Equal

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Hiring a ladder shitter in Florida. You climb a ladder and s*** on my face while im laying on the ground below.

$50 per dump, $60 if it’s wet/loose. Equal Opportunity Employer!!

—CORVALLUS

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Bullseye, caught me by surprise.
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