Even Joel Osteen can't save you from the Wrath of the Lord, which is Asteroid ‘2009 JF1’ scheduled to Hit Earth On May 6, 2022…At 11:13 Pm Pacific. Woe

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Even Joel Osteen can’t save you from the Wrath of the Lord, which is Asteroid ‘2009 JF1’ scheduled to Hit Earth On May 6, 2022…At 11:13 Pm Pacific.

Woe unto all you asteroid deniers. You are Asteroidphobic and asteroid RAY–CISTS!

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The oven will be overflowing with creampies tonight. Always love when that’s on the dessert menu.

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i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush

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