there are no mental asylums big enough to hold all the crazies from here.
The oven will be overflowing with creampies tonight. Always love when that’s on the dessert menu.
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
