Ooooh! The dreaded restraining order. Yeah, you know it's really bad when you get slapped with a restraining order. That's basically the polite way of

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Ooooh! The dreaded restraining order.

Yeah, you know it’s really bad when you get slapped with a restraining order.

That’s basically the polite way of saying you are a disgusting germ. It’s like breaking out the insect repellant for an infestation.

New Confession

I would like to input my sp//erm deep within the hairy, wet and musky loins of Greta Thunberg.

I don’t want to talk with her much, before or after, but I can tell she needs to be railed, and that ample torso seems equipped to meet my eager thrusts.

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i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush

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