No but seriously, if we’re not dating, and we’re not f******, I have no interest in being friends with you. If you want to be friends with benefits, sure, but I’m not gonna be romanticallt miserable and s******* frustrated like I was last time I tried to be just friends with you. That parts not an April fools joke Sugartits. We have the same fetish and you’re hot. If I can’t objectify you, go bother someone who’s ugly.