Does anyone know how to get in touch with N***** Nuts Nick? He bred me raw at the Purple Cucumber last week and I’m having a smelly discharge and some discomfort. When I asked him if he was clean he replied “s*** hoe Triple N is the cleanlinest!” which I don’t think is even a word. My poopoopussy is shooting out smoke signals! Please alert him that he should get checked out.

Kum Kavern Keith 💦