Crisis Actors needed for USA/NATO TV shows about Ukraine. You will portray “innocent Ukraine citizens” who are badly beaten and abused by the terrible Russians. Lots of blood make-up and you will need to put on a good show sobbing and crying. Auditions now.

Remember the dull witted public has to believe that you are really in Ukraine and have been beaten and raped by no less than 2000 bad Russians. We use a green screen behind you to show you in Ukraine and we have other actors playing the part of bad Russians. Apply NOW!