See what I think happened, I have only seen this commercial one time, just now. I’m not a stupid man, I think. Watching the commercial, It looked like a commercial telling everyone to worship the lesbian. When you get down to the nitty gritty, that was a commercial telling everyone to celebrate the lesbian together. That’s the bottom line. Not a man in sight, and they said the word gay, 4, 5 times, and then SHE is highlighted in color.

It also seems to imply that the only women who get s*** done are lesbians.

Looked it up, apparently it’s celebrating WOMEN. Oh I guess I was wrong. Go figure why? I must be really dumb?

I almost think, thinking about it, they initially were going to celebrate the lesbian. Specifically. For some reason. I don’t know why randomly you would just celebrate the lesbian. I think they were going for that but then probably decided that a few people like me, might find it a bit off. Suspicious. Out there. Uncomfortable. Something a bit random with the timing,

“EVERYBODY….I’d like to have your attention… Let’w have a toast…. TO LESBIANS…. Uh….. You make good courier drivers???” (I did that before all the chubby lesbians in cargo shorts and an Ace Ventura haircut took over the profession… I got out at the perfect time…) so at the last minute they turned it into something else. So they say.