Joe Biden thinks that Putin might perhaps maybe invade over the weekend. But Joe can’t remember when the weekend is.
I think I might be pregnant and I’m fantasizing about a guy who took my virginity. He’s bisexual and lives in another town. This baby would have been fathered by my fiancé, who is an an acquaintance of my first s***** partner (the bisexual guy). My fiancé still doesn’t know I had s** with the bisexual guy.
sometimes i wish i was a boy but it’s fine i guess
