I threw this raging party at my place and there was this one chick who was really s*** and dressed like a s***. All the guys were getting here drinks and whatever, trying to get her drunk, so I took her up to my room and laid her on the bed. She kind of mumbled a bit, and I knew she wouldn’t remember any of this In the morning, so I did what any guy would do. I covered her up and left out some water. S***** assault isn’t cool.