I don’t have a dating profile. I only do that s*** in real life. Old school. It’s the best way to get a natural feel for what a person is about, what they look like and to give them the same in return.

I don’t do online relations or social media. Never have. My initials are MB. If you think otherwise, congrats, you’ve been catfished by someone far more repulsive physically and mentally than me.

I’m a catch. That’s a combination of both genetics and hard work.