What you should do is get yourself a 2x4 about the length of a baseball bat, and just keep it against a wall or something and the next time your boyfriend

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What you should do is get yourself a 2×4 about the length of a baseball bat, and just keep it against a wall or something and the next time your boyfriend picks your cat up, grab the 2×4 and crack him right in the back of the head as hard as you can. That or a frying pan. You won’t kill him, You are a girl, but he should get the message. Just crack him in back of the head. Or better yet do it while he is sleeping. Make sure it’s in the back of the head though. Crack him as hard as you can.

You technically should be dumping him. You do not want to be around someone who abuses animals or weaker beings than himself, but I don’t know. Maybe you are a desoerate disgusting hideous fat ogre of a creature who needs love and can’t get it easily.

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I ain’t got time to play with crackers like corvallus or backdoor Barry! I want cheeks here and now on my bone but I ain’t paying a dime and I ain’t paying for no damn taco or smoothie some young trickster named Payton made me take him to a damn smoothie shop spent damn $5.85 on some fruit milkshake and he didn’t even give up those lily white cheeks! Should be illegal to tease my bone!!!