There’s Dad’s and there’s great Dad’s . I’m a uber driver in a major city . I was pinged for a ride . Went to the location . Little strip mall . I parked so I could view the lot . Uber said I needed to pick up Peter ? I seen a car door open out comes this lady . Looks like she was rode hard and put away wet . She came up knocked on my window and asked if I was the uber driver . I replied yes . She jumped in . I said my good morning . She replied with just drive please . And she wept the smell of alcohol . Then her cell phone ran . She answers the phone with That wasn’t funny and your a d*** head . Apparently last night this guys son had received a 16 year birthday party . And he received a very special birthday present from his father . He spent the night with his girlfriend . Used his Dad’s bed on becoming a man .