I am going for the metaphorical throat and that's the best you can come up with? In battles of wit and poison tongue, you always seem to show up unarmed.

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I am going for the metaphorical throat and that’s the best you can come up with? In battles of wit and poison tongue, you always seem to show up unarmed. You’re not accustomed to having your deception so heavily scrutinized. You’re an even shittier excuse of a person than I was. Trouble me no more, you floundering harlot. Sapiosexual indeed.

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My mission is not to feel, my objective is not to think.
I execute orders, and I eliminate targets without prejudice…
one way or another

Agent Zero

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I ain’t got time to play with crackers like corvallus or backdoor Barry! I want cheeks here and now on my bone but I ain’t paying a dime and I ain’t paying for no damn taco or smoothie some young trickster named Payton made me take him to a damn smoothie shop spent damn $5.85 on some fruit milkshake and he didn’t even give up those lily white cheeks! Should be illegal to tease my bone!!!