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The Orlando coroner has released the cause of death for comedian Bob Saget today. The official cause of death is he received super AIDS anally from one Corvallus Winslow and died almost instantly. When reached for comment Winslow said “I’ve got the hottest poz loads in Florida, if you need a charge or a recharge hmu I only charge two Big Buford burgers”. Mr Winslow charged us two Big Buford burgers for this interview.

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