To YouTube busker, Allie Sherlock: Congratulations on finding a platform for showing off your incredible t***.

Those two Jupiters make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez seem like she’s packing only Mars.

It should become favorable and not frowned upon for men to walk up and simply hand money to women with such incredible t***.

Those showpieces will forever eclipse your singing career. I wonder whether your voice would be so deep without them.