I’ve been seeing on message boards that there’s a rival bottom group to the Cream Team called the Backsnatch Boys who will show up at your bachelor party or guys night and let you use all of their assholes like pussies, then they hop in a purple van and leave. This group is supposedly ran by a man named Richard B Nigurfaulker AKA Corvallus Winslow AKA Corvo Breedo. I’m thinking about hiring them next time my buddies and I get drunk.
