If anyone is wondering where the old Cleo’s crew is these days I saw donkey d*** Darnell and Pringles Pecker Patrice at The Purple Cucumber last night. They said Cleo’s got shut down because Corvallis got his a****** broken and he s*** all over the place and the health department condemned it. He was attempting the Midnight Train To Georgia stunt where a white man takes on a train of 12+ wild and rough afro Americans when he lost control of his bowels. Unfortunately for the other patrons at Cleo’s it was all you can eat Jalapeno Cheddar Corn Chowder that night and Corvallus was basically living off the stuff. Sad story all around.