Joe Biden REMOVED From Office! An Inconvenient Truth!

FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.

The recount process at long last found the “missing votes” that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, making him the official president of the country.

“Well, it’s about time,” Gore said in his acceptance speech. “Thanks to all the fine people that made this happen. It really is too bad that the earth is going to be destroyed by fire by 2015–err, I mean, 2017, or 2019 …..or else I could really savor my presidency.”

President Gore offered special thanks to Mafia boss Joey Merlino who made millions helping ex-President Joe Biden rig votes in Philadelphia to steal the election from Trump. President Gore went on to say that he could have never won without the Election Fraud Team put together by the Obama-Biden administration.

Gore will be granted two terms as US president, ousting Joe Biden and canceling the prior election. “We just assume he would have won again and ushered in a liberal golden age,” said an election official. “So he’s got 8 years to reclaim his lost time. Make the most of it, Al, and great job. You deserve it!”

(sarcasm)