Whos that knocking at my door asked the fair young maiden *Well…. open the door you f****** whores, its Baracle Bill the Sailor, open the door you f****** whores its Barnacle Bill the Sailor* Girls: Shall we go to the dance? Shall we go to the dance? Shall we go to the dance? *Well… the hell with the dance and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor, the hell with the dance and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor* Girls: Whats that thing between your legs? Whats that thing between your legs? Whats that thing between your legs? *Well… its only me pole to stick up your holes, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only me pole to stick up your holes, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor* Girls: Whats that stuff around your pole? Whats that stuff around your pole? Whats that stuff around your pole? *Well…its only me grass to tickle your a** its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only me grass to tickle your a** its Barnacle Bill the Sailor* Girls: Whats that stuff dripping down your legs? Whats that stuff dripping down your legs? Whats that stuff dripping down your legs? *Well… is only shot that missed your twots, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, its only shot that missed your twots, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor,* Girls: What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy? What if we should have a boy? *Well… He’ll go to sea and f*** like me, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor, He’ll go to sea and f*** like me, Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor Girls: What if we have a girl? *Well, we’ll dig a ditch and bury the btich, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, we’ll dig a ditch and bury the btich, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor* Girls: What if ma and pa should come home early? What if ma and pa should come home early? What if ma and pa should come home early?…*and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor* *Well…i’ll f*** your ma and blow your pa, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor, i’ll f*** your ma and blow your pa, its Barnacle Bill the Sailor