Since I moved away from Orlando and can't get my backsnatch torn up by wild niggers at Cleo's I've been relying on homeless blacks and online ads. Usually

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Since I moved away from Orlando and can’t get my backsnatch torn up by wild n****** at Cleo’s I’ve been relying on homeless blacks and online ads. Usually these hustlers want money or drugs and they always show up smelling like potent marijuana. Also they nearly always steal something or ask to borrow something.

The things I do to satisfy my cocoa c**** addiction, sigh.

Simply,

–COALBURNING CORVALLUS

New Confession

Once when I was little,
my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists,
they buried me alive.
On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive,
after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.

Demon Kane

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