I ain't no ding dang old peter puffin queer but these stories here about Corvallus and the rest of these benders really gets my old pecker bouncing

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I ain’t no ding dang old peter puffin queer but these stories here about Corvallus and the rest of these benders really gets my old pecker bouncing WOOOOOOEEEEEE

🤠 Cowboy Curtis

New Confession

Once when I was little,
my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists,
they buried me alive.
On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive,
after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.

Demon Kane

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