So… am I having an affair? It kinda of feels like it. I still live with my ex, and I’m banging a new guy at the same time. It kind of feels like having two boyfriends and both are s*****. Both of them think they own me, and the new guy, even though he doesn’t want anything serious, insists on knowing my current situation. I swear he’s trying to get me caught so that I can go out and bang more. And my ex, has set this plan into motion that will permit us to live together for a while longer. Why do I say caught, if we are separate? Well ding-dong we still live in the same home so if he were to find out, he’d be livid. Breaking furniture, walls and s***. So I’ll just avoid that for now. . . How do I get myself into these situations.. This new guy is giving me a bunch of red flags too, but like killer flags. He even said he would kill me at one point because he couldn’t find where I was that night and we’re still fairly new to each other. But I don’t want to take that too seriously. I just wanna bang for a bit. Be a hoe for once. I just hope I don’t die while trying to have some fun.