Hi there everyone I’m at Cleo’s right now and Corvallus is attempting the “Midnight Train To Georgia” stunt right now! He’s wearing 1980s Olympics uniform with coochie cutters and shouting that he won’t refuse any loads, I even saw the overweight security guard who looked like the Dad from family matters take a throw. He was saying something about priapus and the holy jism. A man walked up to the front of the train with a big double cheeseburger and farted right in his face. Corvallus said “I DESERVE THAT!”

Corvallus for president!