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Do you know how much I hated working overnight at the airport? Without this b*******, I would’ve killed myself from the boredom.

Tho not like the 4 suicides in my work orbit over almost two years, including the TSA who jumped off a Hyatt balcony in the atrium to his death in front of the morning rush.

Without the Bathroom Booty Bop, Orlando International would’ve been even more soul crushing

– CORVALLUS

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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