I’m Corvallus Bronson Winslow III and I am a proud Democrat! My wife’s African American bull Jaquarious makes all of the decisions in our household.
We have all sports channels on our TV (love Dan LeBatard!) and always keep chilled forties of malt liquor in case Jaquarious is parched. He balls my wife and sometimes is kind enough to let me watch. Sometimes he lets me watch up close and I’m so tempted to lick those big beautiful balls while they’re slapping against my wife’s posterior but J said he’s not into that and I respect that!! I respect blacks! When a black is talking I shut up and listen!
In our house we believe in science and that black lives matter more than anyone else’s. I hope someday our entire neighborhood is all people from black and brown countries! Even if they don’t want me to drain them I just like being around them and feeling their ancient wisdom!
I love draining blacks and other marginalized minorities of color! My ultimate fantasy is to get a COVID 19 vaccine injection while there’s an African black inside my rear and two more in my mouth from Africa or some Spanish speaking country while I’m watching a Democrat on TV telling me the truth about everything!
Vote blue this election if you want brown erections!
(I made up that slogan the DNC is free to use it)
