The Holy C*** is ready
My a****** is lubed.
My heart is excited.
God C*** is about to enter me.
I feel blessed with anticipation.
I long for His juicy member.
I am going to make him happy.
The Lord God P**** will enter me.
He will pump me vigorously.
I shall feel every inch
I shall sense its throbbing.
I shall be overwhelmed with lust.
His c** will give me strength.
The God C*** blesses me.

— Book of C*** Prayer, revised