i’m literally eating instant mashed potatoes while sexting a boy who is also sexting my roommate
You don’t look to happy? Let’s carve you a new smile 😃 Get me the pumpkin carver, does it work on humans? Let’s find out you flesh bag of meat 🍖
Jack-o-lantern
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