True happiness comes from putting your p**** first.

If you get a b****, whip it out and m*********. If you see p*** you like, bookmark it and m*********. If you crave inspiration, play bate tunes and m*********. If you need friends, join Bateworld and m*********. If you feel lonely, Skype a bator and m*********. If your brain gets in the way, popper up and m*********. If your c*** goes semi, wear a cockring and m*********.

Allow p**** to control your life. Use every single tool at your disposal to indulge the needs of your p****. Poppers, p***, p**** gear, s** toys, bate tunes, bate websites, phone lines, chat rooms, give your c*** everything that it asks for and keep m***********! Accept your need to m*********. Accept this inevitable addiction to p**** and everything to do with p**** pleasure. Addiction is GOOD and HOLY. There is no shame, only ever-growing levels of pleasure for you. Addiction is enlightenment.

Recognize that c*** is GOD, and serving Priapus will bring you endless pleasure. You will be at your happiest when you are able to shut off your brain and allow your p**** to literally take over control of your body.
Only then will you be in a state of true Nirvana, at one with God and your true self

WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!!!