Hi I’m Hilda the BEAST. I’m so fat you can’t see my joints. It looks like I don’t even have elbows for all the fat hanging from my arms. And I have these things growing on my face. Some kind of lumpy nasty things. Too bad I can’t cover them with my nasty lipstick that I think looks so good when really I look like a donkey f****** Mexican w****. My husband says to my face I’m so pretty, but then behind my back all he talks about is how huge I am, how horrible in bed I am, how ugly and stupid I am…but I don’t care. As long as we can post social media pictures where we fake smile and look so happy and people believe it then that’s OK because that’s what I’m really worried about is what other people think of me. My life is all fake anyway but I will always try so hard to make people think I am something I’m not. What I really am is a fat ugly p************ who abuses my family, but I will tell others what a good Christian woman I am and I’m so delusional that I think everyone believes me despite what they are really saying behind my back….like how I have such an inflated ego and think I’m so likeable, you can see how I shove my fat self into everyone’s personal space in pictures and always look like an idiot. I always need to have my ugly growth infected face right in the front so everyone sees how liked and important I am, even though really I’m not and people only tolerate me because they have to. But I’m so arrogant that none of that matters and I’ll always think I’m so much better than I really am.