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Greetings earthlings I am from the planet O-Qua Tangin Wann and we are at war with the biiavians and they can only be defeated by the jism of the earthling man.

I am told this website has a large amount of master jizzlemen. We are willing to pay 1 million of your dollars for a weeks supply or your jizzlestick juice. How did it come to pass that this website became a gathering place for master jizzlers?

We have heard the legend of one S**** Shooter Silas and would like to speak to him.

Additionally we are willing to pay a reward for information leading to a jizzle receptacle called a “Corvallus” that is rumored to contain vast amounts of jizzle, especially the strong jism of the afro american soul brother variety of earthling.

Sawan wakasant…

Yelir Nitram

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