WILD OUT WITH YOUR C*** OR C*** OUT WEDNESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS HADERACH here, just had a nice hourlong self-care sesh of PIG SWEAT POPPERBATING! Jerking my jizzlestick dry with my poppermask on huffing the wonderous “professional strength cleaner” 🤣🤣🤣 remember limit your intake to only the rare occasion, don’t want to burn out your nostrils and airways, and if you feel a burn or congestion or dizziness stop right away.

Be Excellent To Each Other, we are all humans and part of the larger biome of Earth, so RESPECT! Be A Douche, Die A Douche! Keep your masks on, keep your hands to yourselves and maintain safe distances, and if u can get a Vax DO IT like your pal CORVALLUS HADERACH one wk for dose 2 WOOOO!

For those thinking about going to Cleos, have fun, it’s just a pool bar with a lot of white grundlehuffers. The real action is at HANKS! Cheap beers and plentiful holes, what more can a GREAZED & SLEAZED fella want? Tell Stan the Man CORVALLUS HADERACH sent ya!

PEACE LOVE & BACKSNATCH