“Chris Childers and “Texas” Ron Bogosian spitroasted me at the old Midtown Spa in Austin, the basement became my second home for part of 2008. There was nothing I wouldn’t do to stay blazed and glazed on weed, poppers, and jizzle juice. My I always kept my senses. One time a guy lost his car & house keys down there, rumor has it they went up some guy’s backsnatch”

excerpt from the Corvallus Chronicles: Greazin’ & Sleazin’ Across The Universe

available at fine booksellers this summer