people who love themselves are not affected by this s*** guys. and seriously? as cocky as that one is, do you think he cares? no. . let it go.

anyway. .since spring is here and all the guys can now stare at all the womens’ breasts, the crotch staring guy is paying me back by staring at mine. i should not have started this.

babe, the next time you’re jerking off. .measure which body part most resembles your peni* size—please 🙏🏼. is it the tip of your middle finger to where the inside of your hand starts? the size of your foot minus your toes? these are my best guesses. inquiring minds would like to know. love you sweetie.