Alternative?
How about “husband”?
Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”
I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!
Your friend,
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
Just finish watching wicked for good and I’m impressed with how much of singing it is. But hey captain underpants is still my favorite movie.
