The number of pedophilic confessions here is concerning. I know you don't get to choose who you are attracted to but you need therapy. No little girls and

6 years

209 Views

The number of pedophilic confessions here is concerning. I know you don’t get to choose who you are attracted to but you need therapy. No little girls and boys deserved to be thought about s*******.

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

Related Confessions

Just finish watching wicked for good and I’m impressed with how much of singing it is. But hey captain underpants is still my favorite movie.