I had been staying with my “friend” during the pandemic, in part because I was hiding from paying child support to my ex. Anyways his wife hates me and it reached its peak recently. The pair of them were out, so I went snooping around their bedroom. I found a pair of her p******, got h****, and masturbated on their bed. No big deal.

Anyways they come home suddenly and I’m on their bed jacking off with her p****** over my face. I admit the optics weren’t great, but they had no right to shout at me, threaten me and kick me out. My buddy didn’t even acknowledge that I saved him half a beer in the fridge.

Anyways I had to clear out of there. I guess it’s off to a hotel now.